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November 18, 2011 87 notes

andrewgraham:

Who is this guy pushing his way through Occupy Wall Street? Here are your collected stories:

• A personification of the American dream
• An adult grappling with the shame of having been an inept high-school running back
• A character in a Bret Easton Ellis book
• A player in a very serious game
• A Long Island-bred preppie
• A policeman-turned-security guard
• Just some guy who really has to crap

I’m sorry…that’s a “I have to shit” run if I’ve ever seen one

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    donald baker had made up his mind. he was in it to win it. but if he was going to be marching against corporate greet...

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbcKdc0xhNw starts at 7:00

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    I’m sorry…that’s...shit” run if I’ve ever seen one

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    Any more? If we get enough stories, somebody will identify the actual guy and … beauty will ensue.

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    this guy pushing...way through Occupy Wall Street? Here are your collected stories: A...

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    the poor fellow just wants his goddamned starbucks

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